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Days of Our Lifes: the Preschool addition

M had to straighten out a love triangle in the lunchroom this morning.

I wish I was kidding.

C took a seat next to a girl from his class to enjoy his breakfast.  Due to the table configuration, there was no chair on his other side.  Upon entering the lunchroom, CB was immediately distraught by the idea of not sitting next to C and tried to pry a chair between C and the other little girl.  When it was evident that wouldn't work, she had a meltdown.  Over my son. Seriously. M came to the rescue and repositioned C so he could sit between both girls.  What. the. crap.

I can't even imagine what drama we're in for over the next 20 years.  I'm crossing my fingers for a pro-longed adolescent awkward stage and hair that sticks up in odd directions.  I'm sure I can slip a few Ben's to the Optometrist to convince him that contacts aren't an option.  Same treatment for the Orthodontist.  A few extra months in braces couldn't hurt.

Y'all think I'm not serious.

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  1. AshleyOctober 23, 2013 at 3:19 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love this! Never thought about it but I bet our parents WERE thrilled we were in braces and went through the awkward gangly phases! I know I will be! Reminds me of one of those E Cards on pinterest that I saw… "I always knew I would have cute kids but D@*N I outdid myself!" hahaha! C is just precious! Know why they were fighting over him!

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